"I'VE NEVER SEEN A BLACK GOLDFISH BEFORE." "THAT'S OKAY, HE NEVER SAW A RICH WHITE MAN EITHER.": Gary Coleman had a brief moment atop the world as a child and adolescent, followed by an entire adulthood as a high-profile butt of jokes, usually mean-spirited ones (I'm sure I'm as guilty as many on that point). I'm sorry to say that he's now on life support after a brain hemorrhage resulting from a fall earlier this week.
Added: I'm sorry to say that there is no happy ending to this story -- Coleman died today.