Monday, January 3, 2011

MORBIDITY & MORTALITY ANNUAL REPORT:  The Awl's Rick Paulas compiles the most popular entries in his 2011 Celebrity Dead Pool, for which points are awarded on a [100 minus Age At Death] basis.  Among Paulas' rules for his Pool:
6th Rule: You Will Not Cause The Death Of Any Celebrity. Just to cover our asses here.

8th Rule: Don’t Pick Anyone On Death Row. This was an issue last year. Don’t let it be this year!

9th Rule: Don’t Pick Anyone Presumed Dead. C’mon, folks.

10th Rule: Or Brain Dead. Seriously, everyone.

27 comments:

  1. Heather K10:00 PM

    I take Zsa Zsa Gabor.

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  2. slowlylu10:09 PM

    I'd take Charlie Sheen (just because of points ratio) and Lindsay Lohan.

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  3. Adam C.10:15 PM

    Inquiring minds want to know: what's the rationale for Peter Tork?

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  4. slowlylu10:18 PM

    The ever helpful Wikipedia notes that he had throat cancer but had received an all clear. Still, after reading that New Yorker article about cancer diagnosis and death ...

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  5. Joseph Finn10:27 PM

    I had a bit of shock of seeing Michael Douglas; I'd somehow completely missed his cancer diagnosis.

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  6. Heather K10:28 PM

    I think I seriously misunderstood the points ranking.

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  7. calliekl10:48 PM

    I feel kind of iggy about this. Does it make me weird?

    From the list on that page, I would probably go with Courtney Love. On the other end of the age spectrum, I would say Harper Lee.

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  8. slowlylu10:50 PM

    Not at all calliekl. I should feel more iggy about this but my family have been doing this for years at Christmas.

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  9. So how is Ariel Sharon eligible to be on four lists?  

    NB that I'm worth 58 points according to Rule Two and Three.

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  10. slowlylu11:50 PM

    So maybe I should add Iggy Pop?

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  11. He's not brain dead.  "Just" comatose.

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  12. Marsha11:46 AM

    I used to be in a dead pool, and even won it once. I have the trophy (the word "DEATH" spelled out in origami'd dollar bills and encased in plastic) to prove it.

    But yeah, there's an oogy factor here that's hard to deny.

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  13. Adam C.11:53 AM

    Aha.  Thanks!

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  14. Jordan2:38 PM

    No one on Death Row? I was going to pick Dre's music career.

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  15. Leslie4:17 PM

    Dick Clark.

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  16. Adam C.6:08 PM

    People with an early lead:  the 4 who picked Gerry Rafferty.

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  17. Adam C.6:10 PM

    Apparently, no one had 96-year-old character actor Bill Erwin.

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