Tuesday, September 6, 2011

CLAP YOUR HANDS EVERYBODY, AND EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS: 11 fictional colleges you should be glad you didn’t attend.

8 comments:

  1. I do think the young people enjoy it when I "get down" verbally.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Randy1:12 AM

    And yet, no room on the list for UC Sunnydale.  Evil professors creating monsters like Frankenstein... Gods sucking brains out of lesbians at multicultural fairs... voice-sucking demons stalking coeds in dorms... I realize the entire town of Sunnydale no longer exists, but still.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Jordan7:24 AM

    Isn't PCU supposed to be Wesleyan?  Like not even thinly veiled.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Craig8:42 AM

    Probably an egregious omission of Miskatonic U.

    ReplyDelete
  5. I still can't believe that Adams College awarded the Homecoming Carnival title to a fraternity which exploited the women of Pi Delta Pi so viciously with their sale of illegally-obtained vulgar photographs. Hell, one of the Lambda Lambda Lambda leaders committed a sexual assault on one of the Pis in the moonbounce (rape by false pretenses, at a minimum), though she decided not to press charges.  And clearly Takashi cheated on the tricycle course with performance-enhancing drugs.

    They should have awarded the title to whichever fraternity told the "dead ant" joke in its skit.

    ReplyDelete
  6. I clicked the link just to see if Hudson was on the list.
    Forget about graduation rate, I imagine they chart survival rates!

    ReplyDelete
  7. The Pathetic Earthling12:18 PM

    As Mrs. Earthling went to Occidental, I get commentary about the actual locations of almost every fictional university on film and television (and certainly most of 90210's Cal U and about half of Real Genius).  Apparently, 90210's coordinators for extras had a hard time finding bodies because the kids at Occidental didn't look enough like college students for their tastes.

    ReplyDelete
  8. isaac_spaceman1:11 PM

    Oh, Occidental.  Some day I'm going to found an Oriental College just to kick your ass.   

    ReplyDelete