Thursday, September 8, 2011

POSEIDON LOOK AT ME, ALL HANDS ON DECK:  Young Phillies outfielder John Mayberry Jr. would like to have sex with a mermaid. Just what is it about baseball players and partly human hybrids?
Posted by Adam at 8:41 AM

4 comments:

  1. littleredyarn10:04 AM

    The tweet from Hunter Pence was the best. "So does anybody want a date with Mayberry?....He's Stanford educated...."

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  2. isaac_spaceman11:13 AM

    Maybe Mayberry and Rodriguez have just been listening to too much Decemberists. 

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  3. Carrie11:53 AM

    Ever since I read about A-Rod and the unicorn, I can't look at him without squirming. But to answer the question, what is it about ballplayers and hybrids? Everything cool today is hybrid: Cars, dogs, superheroes. Which is why Cameron Diaz, an early Prius adapter, went for Rodriguez.

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  4. Benner3:21 PM

    John Mayberry Jr. and I have something in common . . .

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