Thursday, September 8, 2011

DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO, LADIES. MY BALLS ARE HERE FOR YOUR PLEASURE: Ben and Jerry's is rolling out Schweddy Balls ice cream, which they're describing as "Fair Trade vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum and loaded with fudge covered rum and milk chocolate malt balls."

7 comments:

  1. Now, they must make Ron Swanson ice cream a reality.  (Admittedly, the Schweddy Balls ingredient list sounds more appealing than that proposed for Swanson.)

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  2. Anonymous9:19 AM

    I'm waiting for Betty White's Crusty Muffin.

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  3. Oops - that was me.  And it should probably be "Betty White's Velvety Muffin."

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  4. isaac_spaceman11:12 AM

    People, Bon Scott did it first. 

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  5. I bet it's great with Shimmer Floor Wax.

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  6. GoldnI6:24 PM

    I just watched that SNL sketch again--damn do I still miss Molly Shannon and Ana Gasteyer.

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  7. J. Bowman8:55 PM

    It should probably be Dusty Muffin.

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