DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO, LADIES. MY BALLS ARE HERE FOR YOUR PLEASURE: Ben and Jerry's is rolling out Schweddy Balls ice cream, which they're describing as "Fair Trade vanilla ice cream with a hint of rum and loaded with fudge covered rum and milk chocolate malt balls."
Now, they must make Ron Swanson ice cream a reality. (Admittedly, the Schweddy Balls ingredient list sounds more appealing than that proposed for Swanson.)
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting for Betty White's Crusty Muffin.
ReplyDeleteOops - that was me. And it should probably be "Betty White's Velvety Muffin."
ReplyDeletePeople, Bon Scott did it first.
ReplyDeleteI bet it's great with Shimmer Floor Wax.
ReplyDeleteI just watched that SNL sketch again--damn do I still miss Molly Shannon and Ana Gasteyer.
ReplyDeleteIt should probably be Dusty Muffin.
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