UNDECLARED: Famous pitchman/guest worker/basketball player of some repute Yao Ming has finally realized that you just can't get anywhere nowadays without a college degree, and has matriculated at Jiao Tong University ("the Beida of the Mid-South").
Since we relish little more than advising our youngers about what we look back on as our best years: Yao, take classes that you enjoy, broaden your horizons, and don't treat Jiao Tong as just a trade school. College is about so much more than preparing yourself to get a job after graduation. And if you get a chance, do a year abroad.