Saturday, March 24, 2012

KAZAKHSTAN NUMBER ONE EXPORTER OF POTASSIUM! OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE INFERIOR POTASSIUM!: Apparently, someone played the wrong version of the Kazakh national anthem.


  1. Genevieve7:09 PM

    At the Olympics, the next time an athlete from America's Hat wins, I'll listen for "Blame Canada."

  2. Novanglus7:50 PM

    Babe, I doubt Kuwait will be hosting the Olympics anytime soon, especially any event that Canada that would win. But I'll listen for "That's Amore" when Italy wins the 2022 World Cup.

    -Novanglus (Mr. Genevieve)

  3. Novanglus7:54 PM

    or "<span>Hasa Diga Eebowai" if Uganda ever wins anything.</span>

  4. The Pathetic Earthling8:05 PM

    America, Fuck Yeah!  should be our national anthem anyway.

  5. If one of the Presidential debates featured a candidate (in response to a foreign policy question) delivering the "d*cks, p*sssies, and a**holes" speech from Team America, I'd pay money for that.

  6. Eric J.10:13 AM

    I believe that on more than one official occaision, Eidelweiss was played as the Austrian national anthem.

  7. Watchman11:03 AM

    This is the West, sir.  When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.