Friday, March 2, 2012

WORLD EXCLUSIVE -- MUST CREDIT ALOTT5MA: Based on recent trends, our next American Idol will be:

  • a white male.
  • who plays guitar.
  • who is not devastatingly handsome like The Outlaw Casey James, or "dangerous" in any real way.
  • who doesn't mind reinterpreting songs.
  • from the Heartland
On May 24, 2012, at approximately 10:01 pm, Phillip Phillips of Leesburg, Georgia, will be named the next American Idol. Go ahead and tell me I'm wrong.