WHAT A PITY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND: Toni Basil has cleared the air and confirmed, sadly, that her hit song "Mickey" is not about The Monkees' Micky Dolenz, nor are the lines "So come on and give it to me / Any way you can / Any way you want to do it / I'll take it like a man" a reference to any particular sexual position or practice.
Up next: so what is the thing Meat Loaf would not do, even for love?
