- Number of players from the British Office who have wielded chipped steel on Game of Thrones: 2
- Number of children from Hugh Grant vehicles appearing on last night's episode of Game of Thrones: 2
- Number of Hollywood royalty playing fake royalty on Game of Thrones: 1
- Eras most associated with Don Draper's current and former paramours appearing last night, based upon other credits: 1960s (X-Men: First Class); early 1980s (Freaks & Geeks); pan-1980s (Hot Tub Time Machine)
- Most irritatingly unrealistic presence: friction on fake snow
- Most irritatingly unnecessary presence: Theon Greyjoy
- Sore thumb: James Wolk
- Number of women brandishing weapons on Game of Thrones even though Daenerys was absent: (Brienne, Arya, Osha, Meera, Ygritte, Margaery)
- Rickon vs. Bobby: Bobby
- Cersei vs. Catelyn vs. Betty vs. Roger's mom: (1) Roger's mom; (2) Betty; (3) Cersei; (4) Catelyn
- Roose Bolton vs. Ken Cosgrove: Cosgrove
- Dowager Lady Olenna Tyrell vs. Dowager Lady Pauline Francis: Lady Pauline (upset!)
- Tyrion vs. Roger (quips): Roger
- Joffrey vs. Sally (parental abuse): Sally
- Sansa vs. Violin Girl (poor choices): Sansa
- Margaery vs. Meghan (Q rating): Meghan
- Riverrun vs. River Water: Tie
- Cakes and cheese vs. finger sandwiches: Cakes and cheese
- Jewel-encrusted lever-action crossbow vs. dream-catcher vs. violin case vs. military lighter vs. shoeshine box: shoeshine box
- Indistinguishable: Night's Watch and St. Mark's Place Hippies
- Indistinguishable except for coed composition: Brotherhood Without Banners and Writers' Room
- Marching orders, Night's Watch: Trudge straight that way for a season, then turn around and go straight back
- Marching orders, Army Beyond the Wall: Trudge straight that other way
- Marching orders, Army of the Northmen: Go that way, then loop around the other way, and then if you get a chance go back around for a funeral or something
- Marching orders, copy writers: write better, don't say anything about love or severed ears
Monday, April 8, 2013
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