DICKLESS JIG: Fifteen years ago today, the greatest movie musical of the past forty-plus years was released into theaters: South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. Here's "La Resistance", and Matt Stone's memo to the MPAA on its suggested cuts ("We have the shot animated that reveals the fact that Winona is not shooting ping-pong balls from her vagina.").
[Go ahead, make a case for a better movie musical post-Wonka: I'll hear arguments for Moulin Rouge!, Hairspray, and Little Shop of Horrors, I guess.]