Wednesday, August 6, 2014

A BONA FIDE, ELECTRIFIED, SIX CAR MONORAIL! The Dallas Zoo monorail is malfunctioning, leaving folks stranded.

6 comments:

  1. Duvall2:16 PM

    Probably another bent track. Happens all the time.

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  2. Joseph Finn2:41 PM

    I hope no one lost the ring off of their pudding can.

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  3. Joseph Finn2:41 PM

    I blame Bitey.

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  4. They're in Texas. I'm confident someone had a penknife, my good man.

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  5. The Pathetic Earthling10:02 AM

    I read somewhere -- and I have to agree -- that "I call the big one 'Bitey'" was Matt Groening's favorite line ever in The Simpsons.

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  6. Joseph Finn10:16 AM

    I would not be surprised.

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