SAVING YOU A FEW BUCKS: Did you want to know what the ludicrous supernatural/romantic twist is in the new Nicholas Sparks movie out tomorrow? The Dissolve has you covered, and while it's no "Secret Ghost Mom," it's still pretty schmaltzy.
It's like Sparks movies are the new Shyamalan movies, except that I have never wanted to see any of them and never have, so I have neither positive associations nor regrets for having spent the time watching.
I got exhausted trying to unpackage all of that. Jeeeeeez, does every Sparks movie have this convoluted of a plot?
ReplyDeleteI was hoping for Secret Ghost Momcop/Copmom. Oh well. Maybe next time.
ReplyDeleteNothing beats Secret Dwarf Hooker.
ReplyDeleteI've never seen Nicholas Sparks movie, and he's not a director, so why can I tell a Nicholas Sparks movie by the commercial?
ReplyDeleteOrder of awesomeness:
ReplyDelete1. Secret Dwarf Hooker
2. Momcop/copmom (I mean, it has a THEME SONG!)
3. Ghost Mom Robin Sparkles
(huge gap)
10000. This one.
It's like Sparks movies are the new Shyamalan movies, except that I have never wanted to see any of them and never have, so I have neither positive associations nor regrets for having spent the time watching.
ReplyDeleteWe're still working on a catchy theme song for "Secret Dwarf Hooker."
ReplyDeleteNope. Still the greatest Gawjer article ever.
ReplyDeleteOne Sexy Dwarf and 200 "O" Faces, by Ben Folds 69?
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