I got exhausted trying to unpackage all of that. Jeeeeeez, does every Sparks movie have this convoluted of a plot?
I was hoping for Secret Ghost Momcop/Copmom. Oh well. Maybe next time.
Nothing beats Secret Dwarf Hooker.
I've never seen Nicholas Sparks movie, and he's not a director, so why can I tell a Nicholas Sparks movie by the commercial?
Order of awesomeness:1. Secret Dwarf Hooker2. Momcop/copmom (I mean, it has a THEME SONG!)3. Ghost Mom Robin Sparkles(huge gap)10000. This one.
It's like Sparks movies are the new Shyamalan movies, except that I have never wanted to see any of them and never have, so I have neither positive associations nor regrets for having spent the time watching.
We're still working on a catchy theme song for "Secret Dwarf Hooker."
Nope. Still the greatest Gawjer article ever.
One Sexy Dwarf and 200 "O" Faces, by Ben Folds 69?