Thursday, May 1, 2003

BRINGING THE SNARK: Yes, I was disappointed by the American Idol results last night. Sure.

"Disappointed" does not seem to cover TWoP recapper Shack, however:
Shut up, Josh. Shut up, Josh. Shut up your no-talent mushmouth, Josh. Shut up your creepy Joker-rictus smile, Josh. You can't sing, Josh. Shut it. Shut your creepy, constipated, off-key, slurring, fake-twanging, SMUG, DUMBASS JOCK FACE! Did I needed to be reminded of FOX's primary demographic by having your untalented self sit there on the couch while Trenyce and Ruben land in the bottom two in the votes? No, I didn't. Ruben! I don't even like Ruben, but at least Ruben can sing. So can Trenyce. You can't sing, Josh. Shut your flapping, lyric-forgetting, mumbling, DUCK-WALKING, OUT-OF-SHAPE, SMIRKING PIEHOLE! You got Trenyce ejected! You're the reason I don't care who wins anymore. As long as it's not you. And it's not going to be you, Josh. Because you can't sing. So shut up, Josh. Get off the stage.

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