I'M WAITING WITH BATED BREATH FOR LAGUNA BEACH, SEASON 2: In our continuing quest to find the most pointless DVD ever produced, we have a new contender. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Gastineau Girls on DVD, available in better electronics stores everywhere on January 31, 2006. Fortunately, there are better things arriving on DVD that day as well.
(Unrelated grammatical point--as pointed out to me by a faithful reader, "bated breath" is the technically correct usage, but "baited breath" is now common parlance. I have repaired to be technically correct.)