Wednesday, January 11, 2006

A BOOTSY COLLINS IDENTITY THEFT SUIT WAITING TO HAPPEN: Clinton Portis, the second-tier star running back for the first-round victorious, second-round about-to-lose Washington Redskins (note: name not yet proven disparaging), is crazy. I picked this guy second in my fantasy league last year -- why didn't anybody tell me this? I mean, I knew that he had a stripper pole in his bedroom, but I had no idea that he features a picture of himself on his web site in a zorro mask and Billy Dee wig, or that all season long he has been doing incoherent press conferences in a series of costumes involving fright wigs, 1970s-era Elton John Glasses, and fake teeth. Joe Gibbs is okay with this?

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