UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."Oh yeah. Denials just don't get much better than that.
And the working title? Badgermania? Lycanthrobadger? Lycanthrobadger II: Burrow of Blood?? For the love of Pete, somebody get Treat Williams' agent on the phone!
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