Friday, December 28, 2007

DON'T TRY TO TELL ME THAT WEST VIRGINIA IS NOT ALMOST HEAVEN: So, what have we learned from pop music this yea?
  • That, apparently, everything I own can be found in a box to the left.
  • That my apology is belated. (And the related corollary--Timbaland can make ANYTHING sound funky--contrast this with this.)
  • That "Superman" is a verb.
  • That the proper way to count to 10 is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 9, 10.
  • That we should continue believing, and also hold on to that feeling.
  • That it has nothing to do with me, because it's personal.
  • Times Square does not shine as brightly as a woman named Delilah.
  • Rihanna apparently is very well prepared when it rains.
  • That Ashley Tisdale apparently has hallucinations.
  • "It's Britney, Bitch."
  • That hotness is directly correlated with flyness.
  • That Justin Timberlake is apparently a firm believer in karma.

Please provide your additional lessons for the year in comments.

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