- Spencer has "never been so excited for any type of content that you can watch and hear" as he is about the new season of The Hills. (Not even porn?)
- Joel McHale is "a struggling wannabe actor just clowning on reality stars" in comparison to the Speidi entertainment empire. Spencer "pray[s] for him every day." (For what it's worth, Community scored 5.3 million viewers last week. The Hills? 3 million average last season.)
- Heidi has Spencer "debating cutting off my nuts." (This would be good for America!)
- "Speidi is Barack and Michelle famous, not Kardashian famous!" (To be fair, you aren't (yet) famous for having a sex tape, like Kim Kardashian was.)
- "The Hills is the most powerful franchise I've ever witnessed and I will continue to do whatever's humanly possible to maintain this level of entertainment!"
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
MAKING PUCK RAINEY LOOK GOOD: With respect to Spencer and Heidi, we have generally followed an "ignore it and hope they'll go away" policy, but there are so many statements in this interview with Spencer that are worthy of mockery that I can't let it go. Among the greatest hits:
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