Tuesday, November 23, 2010

FOR POTENTIAL RECIPIENTS OF THE ALOTT5MA GRANT FOR CREATIVE NONFICTION:  Tell us a story as to how this happened.  

13 comments:

  1. Carmichael Harold8:58 PM

    Good parking jobs are all the alike; every craptastic parking job is craptastic in its own way.

    <span>In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me a car that I've been ramming into others ever since.</span>

    <span>Elmer Gantry was drunk.</span>

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  2. Rob McC11:18 PM

    To quote Dave Chappelle (himself quoting an imaginary white person), "Well, officer, I didn't know I couldn't do that."

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  3. Paul Tabachneck7:48 AM

    I'm gonna get that!  I'm gonna get that.  It's my fault -- I just... OK, these claws aren't really built to carry the car the whole way, so, just one more should... Does anybody have a dollar?  OK.  Up, and to the left.  Up, and to the... left left left... Drop....

    ....dammit.

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  4. Marsha10:29 AM

    At the Acme Driving School, we can teach you to parallel park in even the tightest of spaces.

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  5. Mithras10:43 AM

    This is how it happens.

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  6. RandomRanter10:44 AM

    I can totally fit into this space, Sweetie.  You just watch.

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  7. RandomRanter10:45 AM

    I can totally fit into this space, Sweetie.  You just watch.

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  8. RandomRanter10:45 AM

    I can totally fit into this space, Sweetie.  You just watch.

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  9. RandomRanter11:13 AM

    I can totally fit into this space, Sweetie.  You just watch.

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  10. RandomRanter11:13 AM

    I can totally fit into this space, Sweetie.  You just watch.

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  11. RandomRanter11:13 AM

    I can totally fit into this space, Sweetie.  You just watch.

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  12. Joseph J. Finn5:49 PM

    +1000000 and a pass on Scenes From A Hat

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  13. Anonymous4:13 PM

    "f thees nu txting n drving roolz. lol! oh crap"

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