Tuesday, June 14, 2011

THE PROBLEM I HAVE IS THAT NO ONE EVER WANTS TO WATCH FRANK ROSSITANO HAVE WELL-LIT SEX, AND WE ARE NOW WATCHING FRANK ROSSITANO HAVE WELL-LIT SEX: Splitsider's Sarah Schneider reviews the porn parody of 30 Rock both as parody and as pornography. If nothing else, watch the trailer, which has brief NSFW language, no nudity, but yes on the porn versions of Scott Adsit and Judah Friedlander. (Yes, it's the same people who did XXX Lebowski.)

10 comments:

  1. Eric J.10:37 PM

    Where is my Mad Men XXX parody? Really, wouldn't that seem to be a no-brainer?

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  2. Fred App8:33 AM

    I understand that "whip pan" is a technical film term, but it just sounds like a naughty euphemism in this context.

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  3. Does anyone aside from Frank Rossitano himself want to watch Frank Rossitano have even poorly-lit sex?

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  4. Andrew9:48 AM

    I'm now a little disturbed about the fact that the Breaking Bad Blu-ray set I just got advertises that it's loaded with "uncensored adult content." http://yfrog.com/kll0bij

    Should I be worried about having to avoid porn Walt and Jesse?

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  5. Heh.  My blu-rays arrived last night, and I thought the same thing.  I'm pretty sure it just has to do with some language that was bleeped on AMC.  I hope, for example, that we get to hear Skyler's closing line in the episode "I.F.T."

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  6. Benner2:40 PM

    I wouldn't think so, but somehow Ron Jeremy makes a living.

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  7. isaac_spaceman2:53 PM

    We're three or four episodes in, and there are nipples in a strip club scene.  I think that's what they mean. 

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  8. the2scoops9:22 PM

    Ha! The actress playing "Liz Limon" is Lisa Ann who also played Sarah Pailin in some parodies. I also think she played "Liz" in that 30 Rock episode where Liz sells the rights to her life to Tracy and he makes a porn. Sort of a porn/real-world ourobouros effect.

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  9. isaac_spaceman9:42 PM

    "Lisa Ann" must be the worst porn name ever.  "Liz Lemon" is a better porn name than "Lisa Ann."  I keep trying to figure out if it's a pun for something, but I'm drawing a blank. 

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  10. isaac_spaceman9:45 PM

    Like "Lease a Ann."  There is an Ann for lease, and I'm suggesting that you lease her!  To do naughty things.  But, uh, don't forget to walk around her first and check her for visible signs of damage, and please return her clean or we won't return your deposit. 

    See, not very sexy. 

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