Thursday, September 22, 2011

THESE WALLS ARE FUNNY. FIRST YOU HATE 'EM, THEN YOU GET USED TO 'EM. ENOUGH TIME PASSES, YOU GET SO YOU DEPEND ON THEM: With the freakin' dolphin movie debuting tomorrow, I cannot be the only one wondering what it will take to finally get Morgan Freeman to play against type and portray an evil, devious, not-the-center-of-world-dignity mofo? He got to play Nelson Mandela; can we balance the cinematic karma a little here?  (And while we're at it: Tom Hanks too, and don't tell me Road to Perdition, because I don't believe anyone actually saw it.)

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  1. JosephFinn9:03 AM

    Do we count Hanks lead in Charlie Wilson's War as an anti-hero?

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  2. Carmichael Harold9:46 AM

    Wasn't Freeman the evil and devious villain in Wanted?

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  3. Celendra9:47 AM

    Well, Morgan Freeman was the head of a secret society of assassins in Wanted. And he does say "Fuck", which I enjoyed way too much.

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  4. Carrie9:54 AM

    Doesn't his role in Se7en count? I've seen the Dolphin movie and Freeman's character is so hot'n'crusty eccentric that you'd think the part was written for Wilford Brimley.

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  5. I didn't see Wanted, so I will defer to y'all on that.  As for Se7en, he's still a cop, not John Doe.

    What I want for Freeman, in fact, is for him to do a role like Brimley's in The Firm.

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  6. Adam C.10:40 AM

    Would he get beaten up in unintentionally hilarious fashion, like Brimley in The Firm?  I swear, that movie is Tom Cruise's best comedy.

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  7. I actually saw Road to Perdition (seriously! really! start to finish!), but it still doesn't count.  Even while playing a mob hit man, Tom Hanks was still playing a decent man, of the "he may be a killer but he's a good man at heart and just needs to learn to be a good father and find redemption" sort.

    SPOILER
    Morgan Freeman sort of played that role in Gone Baby Gone - but again, not quite, since he seems to be a good, decent cop through the whole movie and even when he's exposed as a criminal, it's a crime of moral complexity.

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  8. Emily W11:33 AM

    Count me as another who saw "Road to Perdition" -- in the theater, no less! And, agreed, that he's still a "good guy", at least compared to other hit men.

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  9. Heather K12:27 PM

    Thirding the saw it and he may be a criminal but still a hero good guy.

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  10. lisased1:40 PM

    Does Street Smart count?

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  11. Devin McCullen1:40 PM

    What about doing the narration for the new Conan the Barbarian movie? 

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  12. Perhaps an evil deed.  Not an evil character.

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  13. Tosy and Cosh3:48 PM

    I actually pretty much love Road to Perdition. Hanks is great, early Daniel Craig, Jude Law bringing the bad, Paul Newman-Hanks piano duet, (all-too-brief) Jennifer Jason Leigh, and a a damn fine Thomas Newman score.

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  14. Adlai4:09 PM

    He was a bad guy in the Ladykillers remake. There's a Tom Hanks-mustache principle there, although it's not identical to the Kevin Kline one. 

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  15. Marsha5:22 PM

    I saw it too. Possibly with Sue. Barely remember it, except that Jude Law was creepy.

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  16. Justin5:34 PM

    Morgan Freeman was the bad guy in Dreamcatcher. Don't watch it. It isn't worth it.

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  17. Daniel Fienberg6:23 PM

    Nobody remembers "Hard Rain"? 

    "Hard Rain" anybody?

    Morgan Freeman *was* the bad guy in "Hard Rain," wasn't he?

    I mean, *I* haven't seen it, but still...

    -Daniel

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  18. He was brilliant in Street Smart.  But that was a looooooonng time ago.

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  19. What about Lucky Number Slevin?  His character did surprise me in that one.

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  20. J. Bowman6:18 PM

    I believe Randy Quaid was the bad guy.
    No, wait, he's the Sherriff...

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  21. J. Bowman6:20 PM

    He was a man of ambiguous morals in Chain Reaction, one of Keanu's finest films. Better acting than Point Break, fewer glaring mockeries of the laws of physics than Speed.

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