Thursday, February 23, 2012

TAKEN BY A ONE-EYED PIRATE: Time for an installment of America's seventeenth most popular game show--Harlequin Romance New Release, Or Something I Just Made Up?


  1. Colorado Fireman

  2. Smoky Mountain Danger

  3. Blame It On The Bachelor

  4. The Last Bachelor

  5. A Touch of Persuasion

  6. His Gentle Embrace

  7. Lady Folbroke's Delicious Deception

  8. Lord Bentley's Dangerous Desire

  9. The Rake and the Heiress

  10. The Lord and the Maid

  11. Forever Claimed

  12. Eternally Yours

  13. Trouble in a Pinstripe Suit

  14. Seduced by a Starched Shirt

  15. Cupcakes and Killer Heels

  16. Sushi and Stilletos

  17. Operation Midnight

  18. Mission: Man

  19. The Paternity Proposition

  20. The Bedroom Proposal

Good luck! (For answers, check here.)

14 comments:

  1. Dan Suitor3:24 PM

    Lest we forget: There is a line of romance novels set in the world of NASCAR (http://www.harlequin.com/store.html?cid=600)

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  2. Watts3:42 PM

    Suitor, even scarier: there's a limited line called "Babies & Bachelors USA" - each book was for a different state. Feast your eyes on Massachusetts and New Hampshire (complete with creepy dolls on the cover).

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  3. Dan Suitor4:11 PM

    I am 100% in favor of niche marketing and long-tail strategies, especially when they spawn genre fiction aimed at increasingly discrete demographics. I eagerly await my university's harlequin romance 3:1 - Love in Spite of the Ratio.

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  4. Adam C.4:26 PM

    My best guess is that it's a trick question - they're all real.

    Tangential, but still related to titles:  I showed my kids the TiVo description of Mansquito the other night.  It reads: "While trying to find a cure for the West Nile virus, a scientist turns herself and her subject into mutant insects."  Their response: (a) outrage that the movie was not called Womansquito, and (b) further outrage that Jack Prelutsky has never built a followup to Scranimals around a Mansquito.

    And then I told them about Sharktopus.

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  5. I used to work in romance.  There's a whole genre of baby/cowboy/bride books, aka "series romance", as opposed to single titles.  Generally published by Harlequin, there are pretty strict guidelines as to page count, level of sexytimes detail, etc. They often feature a baby, a cowboy or a bride, or some combo of the three. the Nascar line is actually a brilliant line and branding extension. My understanding is that there's also a serviceman/woman subgenre, to boot.

    Once you get into single titles, well, you get some really interesting albeit less official subgenres.  I'm talking not just paranormal, time travel, or historical, but stuff like Western, Scottish/kilts, Regency-set (not to be confused with Regencys, which are like faux Jane Austen and no sex), Vikings (and their subgenre, time travel Vikings). 

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  6. Watts4:59 PM

    We sorted through no fewer than a dozen banker's boxes worth of Harlequin/Silhouette titles for our library book sale last year.  We were amazed by all the different series. There was one that appeared to be a mermaid theme? Those covers were EXCELLENT.

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  7. Do you really need a description for Mansquito?  Doesn't the title pretty much say it all and determine "yes, I want to watch something called Mansquito?"

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  8. Mermaid-themed romance (depending on the level of explicitness of sexytimes) raises some interesting questions.

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  9. Dan Suitor6:09 PM

    Fish top or fish bottom, namely.

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  10. Watts6:20 PM

    Excuse me for forgetting, but the one we used to make a greeting card featured a merMAN. A different, albeit still interesting, set of questions.

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  11. isaac_spaceman9:03 PM

    First of all, I do not understand this baby angle.  Assuming that it's not a baby-cowboy-bride love triangle, is the baby a romantic obstacle?  A mcguffin?  A prop?  A mid-novel plot twist?  I don't expect to understand the attraction of a lot of these themes (vikings, NASCAR), but in this case I don't even understand the theme. 

    Second, I take it all back, because GO HOUSTON BABIES. 

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  12. Heather k9:06 PM

    I'm fairly certain that depending on the particular book the answer to all of those questions is yes, although not necessarily at the same time.

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  13. Adam C.10:21 PM

    Does Raising Arizona count?

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  14. D'Arcy3:50 PM

    OMG, did you go to the same university I did?

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