IS THIS THE TRIPLEDOWN? So, what do you add to the McRib to make it even more delicious? Bacon and fried cheese, of course! (Disclaimer--I actually kind of like McRibs.)

SEE, IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE SAID "CHOCOLATE WASTED!:" Armond White (previously known as one of the three critics who gave a negative review to Toy Story 3), explains in great detail why Jack & Jill is better than any Apatow movie.

LIKE NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD: Mental Floss suggests eleven sounds our children have probably never heard.

HOW NOT TO BE A TEACHER:  Can we talk about other modes of "creepy teachers" yet?

Because I have, from time to time, written about the stalkertastic video for Lionel Richie's "Hello," for which I and any number of sculptors have great affection. Well, Grantland's 24-year-old Rembert Browne just watched it for the first time, and has captured his moment-by-moment observations:

He doesn't just do one or two creepy things in this video. Remember, this is Lionel Richie we're talking about. Instead, he pulls out every stop and crosses every line of teacher-student conduct that isn't a federal offense.

I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET SEXY STUFF: I don't know why SNL saves its best stuff for after Update. If you didn't see it yet, Bridal Shower Gifts is pretty much perfect in every way; Technology Hump is exactly what belongs just before the end credits; and Les Jeunes de Paris and the Adele skit are, sadly, not on Hulu (presumably, music rights issues).

IN THE BILLIARD ROOM WITH THE LEAD PIPE:As part of Hasbro's continuing effort to cross-merchandise every one of its board games (seriously--Battleship?), a 5 part mini-series called Clue arrives on The Hub tomorrow night. Of course, the 1985 film still has a devoted following, with its multiple endings and random casting (Jane Weidlin as a singing telegram?), so I'll stick with that.

IF NORMAL METHODS OF PERSUASION FAIL TO WIN THEM APPLAUSE, THERE ARE OTHER WAYS OF ESTABLISHING AUTHORITY:  Patti LuPone and Mandy Patinkin, together again.