WHAT ARE THREE THINGS YOU WON'T FIND HERE? Yet, people come to this site searching for them on Google:
Wacky things that go on in Poland
"Clay Aiken Kim Locke breasts" (I really don't want to know what this guy was looking for.)
Pictures of Jordan and Taylor Hanson smoking (though the query may just have sought references to Jordan and Taylor Hanson as "smoking")
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