Tuesday, July 13, 2004

NEXT WEEK: IAN ZIERING TO HAVE PRESS CONFERENCE ON WORLD HUNGER: I have enough trouble with celebrities being involved in politics, but washed-up former celebrities giving their views on political events of the day? That's too much. Yes, four "stars" are speaking out in support of the Federal Marriage Amendment:

Darrell Green: According to the press release, "Green played for the Washington Redskins for twenty years, earning seven trips to the Pro-Bowl. Once the fastest man in the NFL, he retired as the oldest defensive back ever in the NFL." Still doesn't mean I have any idea who he is.

Dean Jones: Actor in various bad movies, as his IMDB listing indicates. Of course, his most memorable film role was in "The Love Bug," currently being remade with Lindsay Lohan, which gives me a transparent excuse to link to this cheesecake photo of her.

Marvin Winans: One of the members of award-winning gospel group The Winans. Apparently somehow related to Whitney Houston. I don't care.

Pat Boone: Yes, the maestro behind "In A Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy" is speaking out.

Of course, we can't neglect the host: Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA), who we all know has deeply intelligent things to say about this subject.

Also scheduled? Carson Kressley to speak with Dick Cheney about the need to tsuzuj his wardrobe.

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