A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

I'LL STICK WITH THE CINIMINIS: Apparently, those annoying Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch commercials with Darius Rucker and Brooke Burke haven't done enough to reinvigorate Burger King after the ill-concieved return of the Burger King himself. So what's the answer? The "Enormous Omelet Sandwich." According to that report, the sandwich will include a sausage patty, three strips of bacon, two slices of cheese, and two eggs, all on some sort of roll--730 calories and 47 grams of fat. In the article, a reporter from QSR, a "fast-food magazine" (apparently, they exist) is quoted as saying ""The critics will still label it food porn, but the average male fast-food customer does not have a problem with this."