Sunday, May 1, 2005

ALL THE THINGS THAT MAKE US LAUGH AND CRY: How does Family Guy return to us? With a bang:
Peter: Everybody, I've got bad news. We've been canceled.

Lois: Oh no, Peter, how could they do that?

Peter: Well, unfortunately Lois, there's no more room on the schedule. We've just got to accept the fact that FOX has to make room for terrific shows like 'Dark Angel,' 'Titus,' 'Undeclared,' 'Action,' 'That '80s Show,' 'Wonderfalls,' 'Fastlane,' 'Andy Richter Controls the Universe,' 'Skin,' 'Girls Club,' 'Cracking Up,' 'The Pitts,' 'Firefly,' 'Get Real,' 'Freakylinks,' 'Wanda at Large,' 'Costello,' 'The Lone Gunmen,' 'A Minute with Stan Hooper,' 'Normal, Ohio,' 'Pasadena,' 'Harsh Realm,' 'Keen Eddie,' 'The Street,' 'American Embassy,' 'Cedric the Entertainer,' 'The Tick,' 'Luis' and 'Greg the Bunny'.

Lois: Is there no hope?

Peter: Well, I suppose if all those shows go down the tubes, we might have a shot.

Of course, leave it to the Inquirer's Jonathan ("infantile sleaze-a-thon") Storm to ruin all our fun . . .

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