Wednesday, November 29, 2006

MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING IN HIS FRUIT SALAD: Greg, lead singer of The Wiggles, will be hanging up his sweaty yellow shirt for some time due to an unexplained ailment that is causing him to have dizzy spells. While early reports indicate that one of the Wiggles many understudies (the band has Wiggles franchises throughout the world) will take over the reins, here are my suggestions for possible replacements:
  1. Sammy Hagar--It's never too early to market Tequila to the kids.
  2. Daniel Craig--It worked for the James Bond franchise.
  3. Dick Sargent's corpse--Might creep the kids out a little, but reanimating corpse technology has progressed greatly since The Weekend at Bernie's days.
  4. Sarah Chalke--Becky 2 might be available if this is Scrubs' last season.
  5. Russel Crowe--He's Australian, can sing, and A Good Year really bombed.
Who do you think should take the wheel of the Big Red Car?
Posted by AlexG at 12:09 PM

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