Wednesday, January 10, 2007
YOU KNOW, I'M GOING TO BE A GREAT BIG BRIGHT SHINING STAR: Did anybody mention it's Hall of Fame Week here at ALOTT5MA? And if you're going to have drugs (steroids) and rock and roll, then as Joel Stein reminds us, you must not forget sex. So I'll see you this Saturday at Mandalay Bay for the Adult Video News Porn Star Hall of Fame induction gala. Don't forget that a tuxedo fashioned with velcro or snaps comes off easy, but a crotchless tuxedo doesn't need to come off at all. I'm looking forward to seeing all of the old AVNPSHoF old-timers (like Chelsea Manchester, Jim Malibu, Tiffany Mynx, and Julian St. Jox) and reminiscing about the time when we inducted the name Missy all by itself because it sounded so hot. Then we'll load up the Camaro and head down the strip to the XRCO Hall of Fame ceremony, which really exists only because, like country music, one academy just can't handle all of our stuff. And speaking of handling all of our stuff, I -- oh, you get the idea.
Posted by Isaac Spaceman at 11:25 PM