I CAN'T DO THIS, TROY. NOT WITH EVERYONE STARING AT ME: In what's either a deft maneuver to extricate herself from High School Musical 3 (Ms Darbus: "Gabriella's going to be away for the next ... nine months") or a really dickish invasion of her privacy perpetrated by intended beneficiary Zac Efron, a nude picture of HSM star Vanessa Hudgens has surfaced on the internets, which she has acknowledged is real.
No, I'm not going to link to it -- you can find it easily enough if you're so inclined. Instead, I'll pose two questions: (1) is this going to end up being the most scandalous nude photo release since the days of Madonna and Vanessa Williams?, and (2) okay, what lines from High School Musicals 1 & 2 can be ironically quoted in this context?
All I have to say is, thank goodness 11-14 year-old boys don't know how to use the internet yet.
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