"ENHANCED PEDICURES," OR "WHAT'S THE SIGN LANGUAGE FOR KELLY CLARKSON!": We just got down to four competitors in The Amazing Race, and I think anyone familiar with the show knew what that meant for tonight's outcome in a pretty well-constructed leg. (Speaking of "we've seen this before" -- Osten & Gervase, you've got a friend.)
Still, let's call it a character-defining exercise, as the de-assification of Victor continues, and if you drank everytime Michael "Swimkata" Phelps or the expletive-blurrer was invoked, you're having a swank time tonight.