Tuesday, December 29, 2009

THE GREAT TABLOID CRASH OF 2009: TaylorSquared (aka Taylors Swift and Lautner) are no more. Having not seen New Moon, my exposure to Lautner has been limited to his SNL appearance, which made my Gaydar ping quite loudly. I'm sure we can expect a song about this--maybe Swift will add a little Zevon to her live show?

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  1. I especially enjoy the gossipy bit about how he was way more into her than she was into him. Um, yeah. Poor kid. I wonder if his publicist insists he be into her A LOT, because I can't really imagine any other scenario.

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  2. Zevon, eh? As in . . . I'd like to meet his Taylor?

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  3. calliekl7:43 AM

    Aww, and I was hoping those two kids would last.

    On a side note? Perhaps the most successful item gifted this Christmas was the life-size Taylor Lautner cardboard cutout to my (past college-aged) sister. There was possibly a photo shoot.

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  4. Oh lord, People already has a poll to determine if Swift should date Nick Jonas, Kevin Henrie, or Chace Crawford, and if Lautner should go after Kristen Stewart, Taylor Momsen, or Anna Kendrick.

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  5. Like, Taylor Swift has already dated a Jonas Brother.  Like, why would she date another?  OMG.

    Anyway, I don't even know who Taylor Momsen is.  Or Anna Kendrick.  Or Kevin Henrie. 

    Oh, and I finally succumbed and acquired the Taylor Swift oeuvre.  Yes.  I know.  I am weak.

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  6. kevbo nobo11:10 AM

    "I saw Taylor Lautner drinking a virgin pina colada at Trader Vics...His hair was perfect"

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  7. FWIW, Taylor Momsen plays Jenny on Gossip Girl and looks like a non-classy skank. (Contrast with her castmates, like Lively, who usually looks like a classy/high-priced skank).  Anna Kendrick is in Up In The Air and plays Bella's best friend in Twilight.  Kevin Henrie is apparently some Disney Channel guy.

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  8. Your grasp on the tween's favorite stars is impressive, Matt.

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  9. Isaac Spaceman12:17 PM

    Yeah, he seems pretty gay to me too.  I guess Swift really has a type.

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  10. calliekl12:38 PM

    Isn't Anna Kendrick much older than the rest of them? At least, I know Taylor Lautner is 17, and she played a 20-something in Up in the Air, right?

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  11. I didn't get the whole Swift/Lautner thing. I mean, he has great abs and maybe he's a nice guy and all blah blah blah, but how can anyone be expected to ignore that forehead?! 

    Also, there's the gay thing which seems like it could hinder the relationship a bit.   

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  12. Hannah Lee12:11 AM

    I have no opinion on the pairing or un-pairing of the two Taylors,  However, I felt as though this comments thread was subliminaly forcing me to post, since every poster ended their post in tweenspeak, telling me that I should "like, reply."  So I did.

    Oh, wait, maybe that's just the new Echo Comments interface asking me whether I like other posters' comments.  I get it now.  I still have no opinion on the two Taylors, aside from the fact that she should not date a Jonas. 

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  13. Genevieve11:09 AM

    Anna Kendrick is indeed older than the others on the list - she's 24.  She was the second-youngest Tony nominee ever (for "High Society," where she played Dinah), she was a teen in the movie "Camp," and she's the lead in one of my favorite Broadway moments, here:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCezynFj_gQ

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