Wednesday, April 14, 2010

KING'S THINGS: If I sign up for JDate, am I only going to be allowed to date women named Jennifer, Jackie or Josie? ... Does anyone have the phone number for one of the Gabor sisters? ... I'll now have one divorce to remember on each of the days of Sukkot ... If you're looking for a sleeper this baseball season, I'm expecting big things from Evan Longoria ... Whatever brought my marriage to an end, it's not the fault of Welch's Grape Juice ... This newsreel footage HBO is bring us from our current war in the Pacific is fascinating, though I'm surprised how potty-mouthed our boys are ... I don't know who this Melba is, but I sure like her toast ...