THE MAN THIS MAN COULD SMELL LIKE: So I spotted
a new fragrance ad featuring Matthew McConaughey, and forgive me for being dense -- but is the point to smell
like McConaughey, or that this stuff is so good that you'll no longer smell like a pot-smoking naked bongo player whose only good role in about a decade was his bit part in
Tropic Thunder? Does it clean you up so much that you smell like noted theologian Palmer Joss?
MMc looks so photoshopped in that pic!
ReplyDeleteI can't remember him ever looking that good.
ReplyDeleteHe looks plastic in that picture. And I don't think I like the idea of a cologne that (a) smells like him or (b) is strong enough to make someone who smells like him NOT smell like him. Ew.
ReplyDeleteI saw this in the airport last week and mentioned how weird it was to my boss. "Doesn't this tux come in shirtless?"
ReplyDeleteI believe Joss (at least in the film) is referred to as an "evangelist" rather than a "theologian." I can absolutely buy McConaughey as the former--not so much with the latter.
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