Thursday, March 10, 2011

ANYONE WHO CAN'T MAKE MONEY OFF SPIDER-MAN SHOULD GET OUT OF THE MONEY-MAKING BUSINESS: Item!  Aaron Sorkin approached to join creative team of Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark; declines.  Didn't stop Matt and I from tossing around some ideas:

  • Instead of flying across the room, Spider-Man makes his entrance saying "I am the Lord, your God."
  • Joshua Malina replaces Reeve Carney as Spider-Man.
  • Bono and the Edge are replaced by old Gilbert & Sullivan tunes.
  • Peter Parker stops halfway through the show to complain about what bloggers are saying about the show.
  • The Daily Bugle is now a Very, Very Important live tv show.
  • And everyone in the cast would know the name of the assistant wardrobe supervisor.