Tuesday, April 26, 2011

I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING IN A BED THAT’S TOO SMALL, DRIVE MY DAUGHTER TO A SCHOOL THAT’S TOO EXPENSIVE, AND THEN I GO TO WORK TO A JOB FOR WHICH I GET PAID TOO LITTLE, BUT ON PRETZEL DAY ... WELL, I LIKE PRETZEL DAY: According to the Philadelphia Inquirer, today is National Pretzel Day.

[If you're around town, Philly Pretzel Factory are giving away free pretzels all day.]