Monday, November 26, 2012

DOWN TO ONE MAN: Way back when Kirk Cameron had a crisis of faith over a chaste scene-within-a-scene, Alan Thicke famously told him, "Son, if Growing Pains is too blue for you, maybe you're in the wrong business." Thicke presumably would not have exactly the same advice for Angus T. Jones, the titular half-man from Two-and-a-Half Men, whose show surely is bluer than Growing Pains (from what little I've seen from the bumpers at the end of DVRed episodes of Big Bang Theory). But it's still a little jarring to see a TV star who less than a year ago signed a $300K-per-episode renewal declare that his show is filth and demand that he be allowed out of the business.  Congratulations on the reverse-Biehl, Angus T. 

I have no reason to doubt his sincerity, I don't begrudge the man his right to practice his faith however he thinks he must, and, even if I think it's a decision he may live to regret, there are far worse excesses a rich nineteen-year-old can indulge in than binge-piety.  We arrive at our destination from different directions, Angus T. Jones and I, but I think I speak for both of us when I say:  Can this please, pretty please, finally kill that damned (however you interpret that word) show? 

10 comments:

  1. andrewraff10:16 AM

    HALF MAN! HALF MAN! HALF MAN! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwMZIyNaPsA&feature=youtu.be&t=48s

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  2. I love the show a lot less since sheen left, but, the comic timing on that show and the skill/melding of the ensemble has always been a bit taxiesque/cheersesque to me, that is to say, awesome. I will be sorry to see it go even though it was better before.

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  3. Chuck Lorre = Glen Charles, Les Charles & James Burrows. Maybe.

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  4. Jordan11:26 AM

    I would watch the hell out of "Two and a Half Men," a road buddy comedy with Tyrion, Bronn and Jamie.

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  5. I would watch a version of "Two and a Half Men" that was Saul, Virgil and Max from Homeland having adventures. Also, why aren't we talking about Homeland? Am I the only person here watching it? If not, check out @captainbrody.

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  6. bellawilfer1:20 PM

    I would LOVE a Homeland thread. I'm obsessed. (And Virgil is the best.)

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  7. isaac_spaceman1:50 PM

    I don't know about anybody else, but I run a year behind on account of not wanting to pay for Showtime.

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  8. isaac_spaceman1:56 PM

    We can agree to disagree on 2.5M, of which I have disliked the very little I have seen, but I do have a lot of BBT under my belt and I have to emphatically disagree with the notion that Chuck Lorre is in the same class as Charles Charles & Burrows.

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  9. Jenn.6:19 PM

    Yep. My husband and I are not sure what we are going to do when we finish season 1 of Homeland.

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