WE CAN RULE OUT JOHN MAYER, SINCE HE WOULDN'T BE BORN FOR FIVE YEARS: Remember when Carly Simon suffered from crippling stagefright throughout the 1980s until her intimate HBO comeback special? Because now she's totally fine rocking out her biggest hit with T-Swizzle in front of tens of thousands at Foxborough.
[Other remaining musical mysteries: what won't Meat Loaf do, even for love? who placed the the bomp in the bomp-bah-bomp-bah-bomp?]
[From John Moe: "Yes, I went up to Saratoga for an important horserace. And yes, my horse won, thanks to years of training and the hard work of all the people involved. Is this a bad thing?"]
bonus.swift.coverage: After one of her Philly concerts last week, Swift took her crew to Ralph's in South Philly, leaving a $500 tip for a $800 meal. (She did not, however, try the veal, which remains exceptional there.)