"There are people who know a lot about things and have studied them for years, but I have thought about those things for 5 minutes and I'm really smart and went to Harvard, so let me tell you why they don't know what they're talking about." -- Almost every piece Yglesias has written for Slate since taking over Moneybox.
You have it in one.(And the Doritos Los Tacos is a fine innovation, but there's only one place in the world I'm a vegetarian and that's Taco Bell (but I do love me a Bean Burrito)).
I am a vegetarian all over the world and Taco Bell will make any of their creations with beans instead of beef. I tried the doritos loco taco with beans and it was totally fine.