"Rachel Getting Married". Come on, Jonathan Demme, leave a little tension in play. Maybe Rosemarie DeWitt was going to back out of her wedding to the TV on the Radio guy.
I remember reading "Last of the Mohicans," getting to the end, and thinking, "oh, well, I should have seen that coming." As far as films go, "Drag Me to Hell." I wonder how that ends.
"The Last Man on Earth"/"The Omega Man" "Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday" (one part is a spoiler, the other is factually wrong) "Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives" "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" (Also, "The Empire Strikes Back" and "Return of the Jedi" and "Attack of the Clones" and "Revenge of the Sith" -- Jesus Christ, Lucas!)
"Rachel Getting Married". Come on, Jonathan Demme, leave a little tension in play. Maybe Rosemarie DeWitt was going to back out of her wedding to the TV on the Radio guy.
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ReplyDeleteI think "Rachel Getting Married" is a premise -- "Rachel Gets Married" would be a spoiler, like "Penn and Teller Get Killed."
ReplyDelete"12 Years a Slave." Thanks for sucking all the suspense out of it, Solomon.
ReplyDeleteI remember reading "Last of the Mohicans," getting to the end, and thinking, "oh, well, I should have seen that coming." As far as films go, "Drag Me to Hell." I wonder how that ends.
ReplyDeleteDo "This Is The End" and "The World's End" count?
ReplyDelete"The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" - a title almost as long and pretentious as the movie itself.
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ReplyDelete"The Last Man on Earth"/"The Omega Man"
ReplyDelete"Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday" (one part is a spoiler, the other is factually wrong)
"Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives"
"Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"
(Also, "The Empire Strikes Back" and "Return of the Jedi" and "Attack of the Clones" and "Revenge of the Sith" -- Jesus Christ, Lucas!)
Well if you listen to the whiny Dane, you could make the argument that most of his plays are.
ReplyDeleteFour Weddings and a Funeral
ReplyDeleteDances With Wolves was a mega spoiler, but it didn't matter because the choreography was a-MA-zing.
ReplyDeleteHarold and Kumar go to White Castle.
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ReplyDeleteHoney, I Shrunk The Kids
7 Brides for 7 Brothers
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ReplyDeleteH&K Escape from Guantanamo Bay
ReplyDeleteA Bridge Too Far
ReplyDeleteSaving Private Ryan
ReplyDeleteDeath of a Salesman
Miracle
Return of the King
ReplyDeleteBack to the Future. I don't believe they need any roads where they are going...
ReplyDeleteWhat's the Worst That Could Happen?
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