Tuesday, January 21, 2014

THERE WILL BE BLOOD:  For random amusement, inspired by Lone Survivor (and an active Reddit thread), name a movie whose very title is a spoiler.

22 comments:

  1. Dan Suitor11:03 AM

    "Rachel Getting Married". Come on, Jonathan Demme, leave a little tension in play. Maybe Rosemarie DeWitt was going to back out of her wedding to the TV on the Radio guy.

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  2. Novanglus11:24 AM

    Much Ado About Nothing

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  3. Adam B.11:33 AM

    I think "Rachel Getting Married" is a premise -- "Rachel Gets Married" would be a spoiler, like "Penn and Teller Get Killed."

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  4. "12 Years a Slave." Thanks for sucking all the suspense out of it, Solomon.

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  5. Jordan11:51 AM

    I remember reading "Last of the Mohicans," getting to the end, and thinking, "oh, well, I should have seen that coming." As far as films go, "Drag Me to Hell." I wonder how that ends.

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  6. Do "This Is The End" and "The World's End" count?

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  7. "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" - a title almost as long and pretentious as the movie itself.

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  8. Free Willy

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  9. Adam C.12:38 PM

    "The Last Man on Earth"/"The Omega Man"
    "Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday" (one part is a spoiler, the other is factually wrong)
    "Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives"
    "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"
    (Also, "The Empire Strikes Back" and "Return of the Jedi" and "Attack of the Clones" and "Revenge of the Sith" -- Jesus Christ, Lucas!)

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  10. Jordan12:55 PM

    Well if you listen to the whiny Dane, you could make the argument that most of his plays are.

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  11. Four Weddings and a Funeral

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  12. Dances With Wolves was a mega spoiler, but it didn't matter because the choreography was a-MA-zing.

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  13. Benner1:48 PM

    Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

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  14. Adam B.1:52 PM

    Zack and Miri Make A Porno
    Honey, I Shrunk The Kids

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  15. bill.1:54 PM

    7 Brides for 7 Brothers

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  16. Adam C.2:11 PM

    Scream?

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  17. Adam C.2:12 PM

    H&K Escape from Guantanamo Bay

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  18. bill.3:25 PM

    A Bridge Too Far

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  19. Alex_Gordon3:33 PM

    Saving Private Ryan
    Death of a Salesman
    Miracle

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  20. Joseph Finn7:51 PM

    Return of the King

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  21. Katie Musar11:59 AM

    Back to the Future. I don't believe they need any roads where they are going...

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  22. victoria12:41 PM

    What's the Worst That Could Happen?

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