THIS SURVEY HAS BEEN NORMAN MAILERED, MAXWELL TAYLORED, JOHN O'HARA'D AND MCNAMARA'D: According to some survey of 2000 British people,
the "weirdest song lyric of all time" is The Killers' "Are we human, or are we dancer?", narrowly edging out the distinction between Eggman and Walrus,
Lionel Richie's faux-Swahili in "All Night Long," and Carly Rae Jepsen's chronologically impossible "Before you came into my life, I missed you so bad." [Also, "The Reflex." FlexflexflexflexFLEX.]