I'm reminded that many DQ blizzard flavors sound like Urban Dictionary euphemisms for weird sex acts. Midnight Truffle. Georgia Mud Fudge. French Silk Pie.
I worked at Dairy Queen in high school in the mid 90's. The Steak Fingers and Jalitos were options then, too- we just didn't have them on the menu. The owners tried to keep a box of everything available from Supply. I remember the Steak Fingers being a novelty, but not as good as the Chicken Fingers.I always have a place at the Dairy Queen.
I'm sad for the rest of you. The steak fingers are the only non-sweet food worth eating at DQ.
I miss Nerds Blizzards :(