Friday, April 4, 2003

FINAL FOUR: The patented MascotMatcher system, fresh off its .625 performance in the Sweet 16, presents the following infallible predictions for Saturday night's games:
Kansas Jayhawks v. Marquette Golden Eagles: Cousin to our national symbol, the Golden Eagles will slay and pick clean the carcass of the lesser Jayhawk. Marquette.

Texas Longhorns v. Syracuse Orangemen: the effete Dutchmen will learn that the Longhorn isn't some Amsterdam red light district amusement. Texas.

Via Charlie Glassenberg.

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