Bang bang, shoot shoot... So the news yesterday was that Ben and Jennifer finally went to the courthouse to get their licenses... GUN LICENSES!! Presumably to shoot the idiot publicist who thought up this not-ready-for-NASCAR stunt. (I bet it was Ben's, don't you?)
My brilliant and beautiful girlfriend (who refuses to pack heat despite my continued pleading) suggested an admonition from Chekhov for the First Couple of America's pseudo-media. [Scroll on down to the "C"s kids. It's there.] While I have been unable to verify the attribution, I certainly appreciate the sentiment.
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