CELEBRATE DEMOCRACY with a brand new ALLOTTFMA-approved Bi-Partisan Party Game (or ALLOTTFMAABPPG for short), inspired by the news today of the Attorney General's resignation. To play, complete the following lead-in for an article from a 2007 edition of your favorite Infortainment Periodical (revealing if it's E!, The Economist, CNN, TNN or whatever):
"According to the 5-4 decision handed down by the Supreme Court today, _______ will _________ or _______. Mr. Justice Ashcroft, writing for the majority, noted that '_________________________'."
Democracy works. Let the healing, and the expenditure of political capital begin.