Tuesday, February 15, 2005

I'M SENDING THEM MY DOG-EARED COPY OF A WIDOW FOR ONE YEAR: What do you buy as a wedding present for a schoolteacher seductress and her former jailbait, soon-to-be spouse? You can view a full list of 43-year-old Mary Kay Letourneau and 22-year-old Vili Fualaau's Macy's registry here. The Cuisinart Belgian waffle maker and Kitchenaid mixer have already been purchased, but if you hurry, you can still get them the Krups rice cooker on sale for just $79.99. (What the hell, pick one up for Roger Ebert while you're at it.)

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