Thursday, August 4, 2005

AND THEN I'LL ALSO GET RID OF THE YELLOW HAIR, RESTART THE COUNTDOWN-TO-CONSENT CLOCK, REACQUAINT MYSELF WITH THE MAGICAL CHARMS OF WILDER VALDERRAMA, AND UNMAKE HERBIE: FULLY LOADED: Lindsay Lohan, responding to mounting public pressure to bring back the pubescent jiggle, has hired a trainer to undo the work of evil pro-anorexia stylist Rachel Zoe.

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