A List Of Things Thrown Five Minutes Ago

YEAH, THAT'S GOING TO MAKE UP FOR TINA FEY AND MAYA RUDOLPH'S SIMULTANEOUS MATERNITY LEAVE: SNL featured player Finesse Mitchell has finally been promoted to full cast in his third year:

"I've got some new ideas, like 'The Morgan Freeman Show.' It's a talk show for actors who never get to have sex in their movies," he said.

With many of his proposed sketches ending up on the pitch room floor in the last two years -- his Black SpongeBob idea was rejected for being too close to Eddie Murphy's Gumby -- Mitchell admits that his appearances on the show only picked up whenever black guest hosts like Janet Jackson or Queen Latifah rolled through.

'Then maybe I get in six sketches,' he jokes, 'because Halle Berry needs a boyfriend, or whatever.'"

Actually, let's work on that list: actors or actresses who have never had sex on-screen. I don't think I've ever seen Christopher Walken hit the skins . . .